You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
