FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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