I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
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