Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I want to be your penis for a week.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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