I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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