I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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