physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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