Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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