i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I've blown a few things in my day
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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