Me too!
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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