hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
literally had 100 drinks last night.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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