I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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