how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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