So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
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