when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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