we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Randomize
