i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Holy shit dude........stairs
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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