I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
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