If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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