I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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