Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
this will be a night to untag.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
