there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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