She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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