yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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