Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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