Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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