I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
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