i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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