I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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