What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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