I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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