It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
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