Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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