what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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