so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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