Its about making memories worth repressing
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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