honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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