so that wasnt chicken after all
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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