I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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