i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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