He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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