My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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