Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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