Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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