ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
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