Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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