dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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