I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Porn is love you can see.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
We were destined to go to rehab together
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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