just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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