You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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